in deep shiieet

SHIEETT.
hindi ako nagmumura. i'm pertaining to the fact of life.
ginagawa nating lahat ito. ang dumumumi. jerbs. in english, shiieett.
oo na, marumi na kung marumi...pero wag mo akong pangunahan.

nung friday, may gathering sa bahay namin. joint celebration ni tekie and daddy.
my mom is known for delectable dishes... so malamang, most-awaited event ang kainan kapag kami na ang host.

everyone has filled their tummies. their happy tummies, if i may add.
i even invited a friend over. natuwa rin siya. ang sasarap ba naman ng mga hinanda.
may viands of seafood, chicken, pork, desserts.. as in, the whole enchilada! haay. ang sarap kumain! ang sarap talaga ng luto ng aking ina!

then the unthinkable happened.

saturday morning, i saw tekie curled to her stomach covered in her blanket. drama ba to? feigning to be sick just so she could skip school?!? peace, tekie!
but wait, she's not faking. she really is sick. what's wrong?!?
i first thought, katakawan. tsk tsk. my dad said, chips kasi ang almusal. triple tsk. haay. she looked so pitiful. poor tekie. tsk tsk.

i felt for my sister, then i had a dose of my own nasty medicine. tsk tsk. tinamaan rin ata ako. shiieett. what's this?!? my tummy hurts.. big time!
i kept on going to and fro the bathroom. shawcks. i should have known, a slice of chocolate cake and half-slice of cello's donuts for breakfast spells...
B-A-D I-D-E-A. dagnammit!

then our phone started to ring wildly. turns out our relatives were experiencing the same shiieett. mik and her mom got confined. jo-anne, the friend that i invited was "victimized" too. titos, titas, cousins, househelps... only a few were spared. i guess nahalata ang mga matatakaw. tsk tsk.

it was alarming. i know. were they poisoned? was there something wrong with mom's food preppin? traumatic. truly traumatic. i felt like defending my mom whenever there were haughty eyes looking for someone to blame. not my mommy! she didn't mean no harm.

oh well. thank God nothing grave happened to anyone in our family. everyone's all better now. Lord, thank you. i TRULY thank you. wheew.

as for me, all it took was a capsule of imodium, a swig of warm salabat, a few trips to the "throne", a piece of banana, and a whole lotta prayer... and i'm back in the game! oh yeah:D

so, till the next family gathering??? we're hostin'!!!

in deep shiieett. haha. almost!